40 Pleasant Street
Portsmouth NH 03801
WOAH. I..cannot believe it’s…been… TEN YEARS. I guess time travels at warp speed when you’re having fun!
Well, it’s been a fun ride. However, I must take my leave as captain and pass the legacy on to the next worthy officer.
Alright, for those new or forgetful:
First and foremost, this is a fundraiser for Gather! We collect money and item donations for them and we have one heck of a time doing it!
$7 cash or a needed item donation gets you in the door. (https://www.gathernh.org/donate-food/ for a list of needed items!)
Bring your dollah dollah bills for the raffle! We have, as usual, some fabulous things to win.
Remember to thank Portsmouth Book and Bar for putting up with our antics and shenanigans for SIX YEARS. SIX. YEARS.
ALSO: If you cannot attend, don’t hesitate to donate, and we are DOING IT LIVE! Cross your fingers that I get it right this time…
Last thing, please EMAIL firstname.lastname@example.org with any questions or if you want to sign up to perform!
You will be judged on the following:
ORIGINALITY of your performance/piece
ACCURACY of your Shatner impression
and… the best category… THE SEXY. Don’t ask me. I still don’t know. 🤷♀️
And you have a 5-minute limit. Or be KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN-ed!!!!!
Also, space-themed costumes will not be discouraged if that’s your thing.
And, with love, Live Long and Prosper. 🖖